Having monday blues? Let these funny lies brighten(maybe) your day!
Chanced upon a tweet and it is pretty true.
Life is full of lies. Big ones, small ones, bad ones, or maybe even the good ones.
Just a random topic to start with, not like my hubby lied to me about anything. LOL..
Just some funny lies that happens almost everyday, around us.
Scenario 1 (typical):
Mom : Boy ah, go do your homework now and stop playing your games.
Boy: Orh finishing already, 10 more minutes!
1 hour later...
Boy still playing his computer.
This can continue for a few more hours...
Scenario 2 (the shopping tactic):
Girlfriend : Dear this one very nice hor?
Boyfriend : Okay lor, So expensive leh! Don't buy lah no use one.
Girlfriend : Huh.. Okay lor we save money. Don't buy lor not very nice anyway. (Give extremely sad face)
Couple walks away...
30 minutes later...
Boyfriend : Dear why so sad.
Girlfriend : Nothing lor.
Boyfriend stares at girlfriend..
Boyfriend : Okay lah okay lah! We go buy okay.
Girlfriend instant becomes happy and hops to buy...
Scenario 3 (who is the slowpoke now):
Husband and wife preparing to go out.
Wife always get to bathe first for she needs to make up and choose her clothes a longer time.
Husband : I go bathe already, make sure you are ready by the time I finish bathing ah.
Wife : Orh.
Husband walks out from the bathroom.
Husband : Walao! make up not done? Still choosing clothes ah?!
...
But sometimes this is not the case. Times had changed. Ladies got skillful make-up techniques already.
Husband : Dear you go bathe first you very slow one.
Wife : Huh but you bathe very long one leh.
Husband : You then long ah! Faster go lah!
20 minutes later...
Wife : Okay liao your turn dear.
30 minutes later...
Wife: Dear what you doing inside! I'm done already! Want sleep liao leh!
Husband : Okay okay coming out coming out.
Husband comes out and start putting toner and moisturizer.
Wife : Huh still put! So slow leh you!
Scenario 4 (when one always says reaching, when it is not the case):
Boyfriend : Dear we meet at 1pm at where where where okay. Don't late ah.
Girlfriend : Okay lor.
1pm..
Boyfriend : Dear where you liao? 1pm liao.
Girlfriend : Sorry dear I still putting make up.
Boyfriend : Huh still need how long. Very hot leh.
Girlfriend : Soon already kay, give me another 15 minutes.
Boyfriend : Okay faster ah, reaching call me.
1.30pm... no call.
Boyfriend : Where you?!
Girlfriend : Sorry dear I on the way already. Sorry sorry.
Boyfriend : Faster lah so slow!
2pm...
Boyfriend : Reaching or not! Melt already lah!
Girlfriend : Reaching liao lah!
Boyfriend : Next time don't go out already la!
Girlfriend : Enough hor! You also not girl no need make up! Never make up say I not pretty! WHAT YOU WANT LAH!
Girlfriend wins...
Scenario 5 (a meal as a courtesy of thanks):
Friend A : Eh thanks for your help today! Next time lunch on me okay!
Friend B : No problem. Alright.
3 days later...
Friend B : Eh friend! When you free we go eat lunch together.
Friend A : Err.. Not free leh need OT OT.
Friend B : Never mind never mind since you so busy lets change it to other time. When you free?
Friend A : (Paused) Not sure leh. Been very busy lately. Or I get back to you again?
Friend B : Okay lah must call me kay!
No contact after since..
Scenario 6 (bad service you say):
Customer : Sorry, but when will our food be ready? We've been waiting for 30 minutes already.
Waiter : Let me check with the kitchen and get back to you.
15 minutes later...
Customer : When is our food ready? So long!
Waiter : Sorry sir, we will be serving the food shortly.
Other customers who came later already had their food.
Customer : How long more do I need to wait?
Waiter : Sorry sir, here is your food, sorry for the wait.
Food is coooollldddd...
I guessed the scenarios are pretty true? HAHA! Lets all share out funny lies!
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